My son finally showed some mercy and came to spend two weeks with me in Utila. He is a great kid (well, kid is relative, he is 37) and we have wonderful relationship, when we are together. In the meantime, I have to go to the Facebook to see if he is alive. I heard that it is one use of the Facebook nobody talks about, but fairly common. Anyway, we had lot of fun: we hiked, cooked, drank, swam, met all my friends and in general had a blast. He lives in New York, and he enlightened me about the life in the Big Apple, which I last visited in 2000. Among many other delights, New York is great for single men, because there are far more available women, and there is a sense of desperation in the air. Although my son told me that it was far too much information, I told him that we do not have that problem on the island, and that even I, now 59, can get regular nooky. Thank god for Latinos. They genuinely love women. They love us tall, short, thin, fat, dark and pink. You smile at them and they get excited. Don't get me wrong, I am not the exception. Many of my female friends in Utila have the same experience. So, I was thinking, why don't we start sex industry in Utila: Sex for Senior Ladies. Everyone would have to sign a waiver, since our medical care has a lot to be desired, and Latinos being studs that they are. Also, no meaningful relationships available. Just pure fun. Any tourist agencies out there interested in working on this? Happy holidays, everyone.
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